Vibe Coder Tycoon: my playable hot take on every other Reddit post these days is officially sitting in Apple’s review queue.
The pitch: If it wasn’t obvious, you’re a vibe coder. Meet Maude, an AI who has seen your app idea before, several thousand times, and remains unconvinced the world needs another SaaS. You build it anyway! Budgeting your startup cash (read: money borrowed against your Robinhood margin) and your tokens against a 5-hour window, a weekly cap, and rent that’s due on the 28th.
As Maude puts it: “The build ships overnight. I don’t sleep. App Store review, historically, does.”
So while we both wait for Apple to wake up: the website is live, and I’d start saving your tokens now. Maude bills by the burst.