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As of the time I’m writing this, 46.24% of visitors who happen upon Hijinks Inc. don’t ever come back. That’s right. Good old Google Analytics had that bit of happy news waiting for me when I logged in today. Those of you who actually came back, what brought you back? Those of you were are…
That’s right ladies and gentlemen, you read that correctly. I’ve embarked on the journey of becoming the ultimate housewife. Ultimately, this path will lead to becoming a stay at home dad, but I don’t feel the need to expound on that portion of the experience. I hope to use this as a sort of guide…
My name is Aaron Nelsen, and I feel I must set the record straight, I am not the Aaron Nelsen who writes for The Brownsville Herald. There, I said it, I’m sure that just ruined your day, heck, maybe even your life. You’ve probably got this sick feeling in your gut right now, thinking you’ve…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya… you killed my father, prepare to die. No, wait, forget that. I’m David Sack, I’m not sure what I’m supposed to tell you about me, so I’ll tell you what I do around here. I spend a majority of my time watching and playing football and squeeze in as…
Yesterday afternoon I was sitting at a coffee shop with my girlfriend, and as I prepared to leave I asked her to pass me my computer bag, somehow as she handed me the bag she knocked over her drink. I watched in horror as 16oz of iced death spilled all over my laptop, it let…