Zero Puncuation beats the crap out of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

For the sad few of you who haven’t heard of Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw, this is an excellent primer in why he is…well…excellent. Consider that Super Smash Bros. Brawl sold a metric crap-ton the first minute it was released in America. Then consider this review. (Features professional British cussing. Not as much in this video, but…

UFO Central: What We All Expected Has Finally Arrived.

That’s right, our benevolent alien overlords have arrived (or maybe the Autobots. We can only hope). And we were worrying about the upcoming presidential election. Pshaw. Drudge has a headline right now that reads: “Mystery Lights Over Florida, Arizona; Residents Spooked.” Along with this picture. Taken from this video. Residents in Florida and Arizona reported…