Apple stock is up again today thanks to a slew of completely expected news. The iPhone outsold their competitors (what competitors?) in the smartphone market in their first full month of sales, and Apple announced that the iPhone the made them even MORE money then they originally thought it was going to.
Expect APPL to jump again tomorrow after new iPods are released and Steve Jobs announces his plan to buy his own island nation.
I thought to simplify this whole process I would include an easy to follow F.A.Q to address the first questions most people have upon meeting me.
Q: Fred? No seriously, what’s your name.
A: Seriously, my name is Fred Smith.
Q: Ok, you’re funny. Fred Smith? Be more original.
A: My name is Frederick Leonard Smith. Original enough for you?
Q: (more of a statement) Wow, you are really tall.
A: Yep.
Q: Wow, you have really big feet.
A: Yep.
Q: What are you going to school for?
A: When I find out, I’ll let you know.
Q: Do you realize you have a kinda dorky grin?
A: Yeah. I blame the world for giving me so many things to laugh about.
Q: Why do you use so many big words?
A: I spent my childhood without a TV, so I read. A lot.