Hijinks Inc.

Category: Random

  • The Definition of Beautiful

    Here’s the true definition of beautiful: Filling up and getting an entire tank of gas for $12.27

    But wait! There’s more… that $12.27 will get me 203.4 miles!

    If you haven’t figured it out by now, I just purchased a scooter, but not one of those pansy little Vespa’s or a Honda Metropolitan… No, this is a 400cc Yamaha Majesty.

    Yamaha Majesty

    Pretty sweet, huh? A lot of people were saying that the Majesty is a little weak in the get-up-and-go department, but for a starter bike I have no complaints. From a dead stop I caught up with two Harley’s going 55mph in just a few seconds, not bad at all.

    Anyhow, the lack of future updates either means I’m busy riding, or dead.

  • Office War

    This is probably the most epic office battle every filmed.

  • We now return to our regularly scheduled programming

    We’re back from the previously mentioned trip, and once the car lag wears off things should be back to normal around here.

  • Out to Lunch

    My fellow writer Fred and myself are currently out of town with no laptops or internet. So it’s up to Dave and Jared to keep you entertained until Tuesday when we get back.

  • Oil Prices

    We are totally screwed…

    Oil Prices - 5/21/08

    Remember when $127 a barrel was record high? Think again.

    Expect gas prices to jump sometime within the next few days.