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May 11, 2008

75 Skills Every Man Should Master

Today’s young men are overly feminized, indecisive, binge drinking good-for-nothings who need a backbone and a brain. Or so my grandpa might say. For those of us who endeavor to rise above that description and desire to achieve real manhood, Tom Chiarella has a few things we can work on to get there. My favorite?

29. Understand quantum physics well enough that he can accept that a quarter might, at some point, pass straight through the table when dropped.

Sometimes the laws of physics aren’t laws at all. Read The Quantum World: Quantum Physics for Everyone, by Kenneth W. Ford.

Followed closely by:

30. Feign interest. Good place to start: quantum physics.

It’s Esquire, so you know going in there will be questionable content in the general area. You’ve been warned.

The 75 Skills Every Man Should Master


About the Author:
Fred Smith is the senior video games editor and is our resident grammar and punctuation czar. He prefers to define his career choice as “pending”. His hobbies include basketball, writing, and video games. He is employed by a regional chain hardware store as a salesman/peon. They've written 108 articles for Hijinks Inc.

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