An Open Letter to the World

Postage Stamp... Wait, people still mail letters?Dear World,

We here at Hijinks Incorporated are a needy bunch, desperate for your approval and adoration.

So please consider helping us with our self image problem by doing the following:

We thank you. Our mothers thank you. Our therapists curse you.

Published by

Aaron Nelsen

is the webmaster and senior technology editor. He's a career geek, coffee enthusiast, Apple fanboy, and accomplished barista pimp.

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