America is being run by terro-commu-crats

Or at least that’s what the old guy at work told me. He also told me women are great until you marry them, Jews and Muslims run the world together (huh?), and that pretty much everything in America is a conspiracy.  Help me. Please.

Also, if there are any job opportunities in the Lincoln Nebraska area with significantly less crazy, talk to me.

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Fred Smith

is the senior video games editor and is our resident grammar and punctuation czar. He prefers to define his career choice as “pending”. His hobbies include basketball, writing, and video games. He is employed by a regional chain hardware store as a salesman/peon.


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