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    Things that make all other things like it seem crappy: Part I

    Author: Jared Burham - 9:00 am

    7 May

    Rockport Turntable

    This is Part I of a series I will post every so often showcasing products that your average person wouldn’t be able to afford, mainly electronics. I had the idea because I enjoy reading about such products, even though there isn’t the slightest chance of ever owning any of them.

    The Rockford Technologies System III Sirius Turntable definitely belongs on the list, unless you could argue that $73,750 is a reasonable price for a turntable…

    According to Forbes.com, the system weighs in at 535 pounds, not including the 50 pound air compressor “that is required to power the pneumatic suspension and which floats the plinth (the chassis of the turntable) on a cushion of air to eliminate the nasty effect of vibration.”

    From doing a search, I found that there’s actually at least one other turntable out there that’s more expensive… The Goldmund Reference II . This one has more visual appeal and weighs in at $300,000. It is quoted on bornrich.org as being the world’s most expensive. Check out more pictures after the jump.

    They’re selling a limited edition of 25 based on subscription, with a production of only 5 per year, so you better get your name on the list now if you want one.

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  • Have you seen this man?

    Author: Dave Sack - 8:43 pm

    22 Apr

    This is what Mario would look like if he was transformed into a real person. The people over at Pixeloo have taken it upon themselves to “untoon” some of the most famous cartoons, and are taking suggestions. Some of them were better than others (and Homer is just plain freaky if you ask me). More pictures, and a ‘making of’ video after the jump.

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  • I pity the foo’ (who doesn’t play World of Warcraft)

    Author: Fred Smith - 3:30 pm

    20 Nov

    Wait…what?

    As if they arn’t making enough money, Blizzard Entertainment has hired the collective coolness of Mr. T and–wait for it–William “Shatnerology” Shatner, to pitch new commercials for the game. I want to meet the marketing guys who thought this one up and shake their hands.

    Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion to the ad campaign: Chuck Norris and Jason Alexander!

    Hit the link for video goodness.

    New Ads Recruit Mr. T and Shatner (Kotaku)

     

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  • How far the mighty have fallen

    Author: Fred Smith - 7:13 pm

    17 Oct

    Seriously guys.  No posts for six days?  You’d think one of our writers just fell off the face of the earth or something.

    *whistles*

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