We here at Hijinks Incorporated are a needy bunch, desperate for your approval and adoration.
So please consider helping us with our self image problem by doing the following:
We thank you. Our mothers thank you. Our therapists curse you.
We all know Apple products are powered by unicorn tears, but did you know that we here at Hijinks Inc. recently started using the tears of Apple’s lead designer Jonathan Ive to power not only our RSS feed, but our Twitter accounts as well? True story. Don’t let Ive’s tears go to waste.
Please consider doing the following:
Things are about to get crazy at Hijinks Inc, not promising anything but there might be semi-regular updates in the near future. In order to properly prepare yourself for this madness, as well as the coming Zombie Apocalypse, consider doing these three things.
 Subscribe to our RSS feed: http://hijinksinc.com/feed/
 Follow us on Twitter: @hijinksinc, @aaronnelsen, and @fredericksmith
 Register for an account, maybe even comment on a post or two.
Apple finally approved Fall Down Forever, and it’s now on sale for the outrageously high price of $0.99. Crazy big money, I know.
Well here’s your chance to save those precious pennies! Just follow me on Twitter, then send me a Tweet with what you’ll be spending that $0.99 you just saved on. Easy enough, right?
Winner will be chosen randomly. Contest is open until Friday, the 27th (12:01AM CST).
Just some shameless self promotion, Hijinks Inc. now has a Twitter feed.
You should subscribe.