Happy New Year 2008

We at Hijinks Inc wish all of our readers safe and prosperous year. In keeping with the tradition of making New Year’s resolutions (and promptly breaking them two weeks in) I’ve made my own list of soon to be broken promises. 1. Post once a week. 2. Use my gym membership 3. Live on 60…

Frivolity

In lieu of any meaningful content to present, I’ve finally decided to break my posting trend with something completely pointless: Commentary on video games! Hellgate: London First off, it’s not 3D Diablo. Honest. Even if it’s made by the same guys who developed Diablo 2, and you’re using exotic weapons to kill all manner of…

I pity the foo’ (who doesn’t play World of Warcraft)

Wait…what? As if they arn’t making enough money, Blizzard Entertainment has hired the collective coolness of Mr. T and–wait for it–William “Shatnerology” Shatner, to pitch new commercials for the game. I want to meet the marketing guys who thought this one up and shake their hands. Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion to…

Could an unlocked iPod touch fulfill my portable gaming habit?

I purchased a Nintendo DS about 6 months ago (when I realized I could play MarioKart whenever my heart desired). I’ve played some of the “best games”–according to the sales charts–the system has to offer. A couple weeks ago my good friend Aaron bought an iPod touch. A week later he had Super Mario 3…